Would you care to explain yourself? Can we summon you into some imaginary courtroom and accuse you of various transgressions? What codes have you broken? What rules have you ignored? And never mind the careless, cavalier way in which you have played fast and loose with the world's expectations of you, how have you let yourself down? There is only one answer you can give to any of this. Only one thing you need to say clearly and emphatically. 'Not guilty!'