They say, 'if you put an infinite number of monkeys in front of an infinite number of typewriters, you will eventually come up with the works of Shakespeare.' When we hear statements like this, we have to question the intelligence of the people who make them. It shows such a woeful failure to understand the meaning of typewriters, monkeys, Shakespeare.... and 'infinite'. Some things just won't ever happen, no matter how long you wait for them. But other things are far less impossible than you fear - as you will see .